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{"type":"standard","title":"Southside (East Chicago)","displaytitle":"Southside (East Chicago)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q48841280","titles":{"canonical":"Southside_(East_Chicago)","normalized":"Southside (East Chicago)","display":"Southside (East Chicago)"},"pageid":55840193,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Chicago_Avenue_in_East_Chicago.jpg/330px-Chicago_Avenue_in_East_Chicago.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Chicago_Avenue_in_East_Chicago.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1082698391","tid":"ce610ee4-bc04-11ec-8613-ef0336f21e2c","timestamp":"2022-04-14T15:08:57Z","description":"Neighborhood in Lake County, Indiana, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.625,"lon":-87.48083333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_(East_Chicago)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_(East_Chicago)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_(East_Chicago)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Southside_(East_Chicago)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_(East_Chicago)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Southside_(East_Chicago)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southside_(East_Chicago)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Southside_(East_Chicago)"}},"extract":"Southside or South Side is a neighborhood in western East Chicago, Indiana. Together with Northside and Roxana, it makes up \"East Chicago proper,\" as distinct from Indiana Harbor. The population is 64% Hispanic and 25% African American. The neighborhood is home to 20% of East Chicago's population. The neighborhood is dominated by residential properties, with relatively few institutional buildings.","extract_html":"
Southside or South Side is a neighborhood in western East Chicago, Indiana. Together with Northside and Roxana, it makes up \"East Chicago proper,\" as distinct from Indiana Harbor. The population is 64% Hispanic and 25% African American. The neighborhood is home to 20% of East Chicago's population. The neighborhood is dominated by residential properties, with relatively few institutional buildings.
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